When I show up at your house, the kids always want to know, "If you're really Santa, where's your sleigh? " My story is, I got almost here and the reindeer saw a green pasture.... you know we don't have green pastures at the North Pole, so they stopped so fast they almost threw me out of the sleigh. They started eating and I couldn't get them to stop. I reached in my toy bag, pulled out a toy car, magically made it my size, and here I am.

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